#229 - "we can move it closer"

still the best line. i'm still laughing about it today, plus he said it really funny-ly too. also, it reinforces the fact that paula is a dumbass (even when she CAN complete a sentence).

anyway, i'm writing this post today for two reasons:

1. i talked to my mom and she LOVED both adam's performance and megan's! parents. sheesh.

2. i finally realized why i've got such an adversarial outlook on this season's idol. they're all sell-outs! man, after every judge's comment they're like "if america keeps me around, i'll change, tell me where to jump and how high." and that has resulted in everyone being completely dull and boring! all that unique-ness and originality that the judges rave about get completely squashed because these contestants totally give in to whatever the producers want, and with fervor!

and with that being said (and after watching the show again on dvr before the results show tonight)... maybe there is a place for adam lambert. granted, it will be a place that is preferrably very very far away from his disgusting facial expressions, ultra-tight pants, and man-make-up... and hopefully also not in high-definition television. i mean, if you don't watch him sing, and if you imagine that a girl is singing instead of a "guy," and if you pretend that he's singing the backgrond music to the blair witch project II: escape from a super-gay screening of the rocky horror picture show then maybe there might be something to it.

there is, however, NOTHING redeeming in megan's performances. well, let me take that back, there is humor in it. a lot of humor. a ton of humor. because i can't seem to get through a single one of her performances without busting up laughing.

and so, in summary, if tatiana could not be in the top 13, then i guess these two will have to do huh? haha.


okay, watching the show now... wow, they are totally NOT singing that group song. how obvious can you get? and how come the piano kept playing when scott stood up? geez, even the group numbers last year were SO much better. what, do they have different behind the scenes people this year?

hey that girl in the "never before seen audition," was that girl caught in the middle of that drama trio on group day in hollywood. i think they should've put her onto the wildcard show for sure. oh well, too bad, so sad.

how is scott chasing after the car in that commercial?

boo hoo michael, why don't you go home then? no one will miss you, don't worry. while you're at it, tell your bratty kid to quit her whining and get over it.

quit asking paula questions that she can't possibly answer.

hey i think i know why i like scott so much, he's kinda simple... y'know? like one of my clients right? i mean, he doesn't know how he looks when he reacts to good news, but it's kinda like how my kids react y'know? not the really low kids, maybe the speech-only kids.

"horrific, indulgent rubbish." i couldn't have said it better myself.

now, i usually don't like spoilers or even trying to guess at things that are supposed to be unknowable, but damn, dialidol.com is amazingly accurate!

oh good, allison's safe, either of the other two can go home quickly. don't save either of them, please.

that filet-o-fish commercial is starting to invade my dreams with it's infuriatingly catchy song... but then it goes into that horrid talk-singing and i don't like that at all. but the beards are pretty awesome.

carrie underwood is awesome. and randy travis looks like he's going into seizures when he's singing.

why are they so in love with alexis?

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why are they discussing DURING the song? they should let her sing, then have a commercial break, then come back and decide.

hey, y'know even though i didn't want her to be saved... that was kinda sad, huh.

hey y'know i think she was kinda cute way back in her first audition... then she got skanky. kara totally wants to do her.

and dialidol.com was right again. huh. okay, on to next week!