#72 - why i will never drink heineken

forget the fact that the girl looks like a creepy evil elf or something, or that some idiot actually thought making her a cyborg would make her MORE attractive, but damn that music is first-rate crappiness. at first i thought i'd give the keg a try, but after seeing this damn commerical 17 billion times an hour during UH games i swear to never again drink another heineken in my life. this crapload of a commercial ranks right up there with the gary shandling show and mambo no. 5 (re: things that i hate from the very bottom of my soul).

but fortunately, the majority of beer commercials actually do serve their primary function very well, which is not hard since i like funny stuff and love beer. ejemplo uno:



i definately need a russian accent. bud light, you got a problem with that? also, example 2 (aka my halloween costume this year):