#313 - idol again, guys top 12

okay, after a night of crappiness from the girls, let's hope the guys can do better. going into it i've got hopes for andrew garcia... but who knows? here we go:

1. todrick hall - can you be any more full of yourself? barf. wow, i actually that song by kelly clarkson... his "version" = epic fail! total crap, dude. pass.

haha, i like what randy said (for one), he "totally obliterated" that song.

2. aaron kelly - barf already. i can't stand these wimpy, weak-willed wannabe singers. okay, fine, he's young, which explains why he's like that, but doesn't make him sing better. i thought the time of the boy-band was over? pass.

wow, they all liked him, even seacrest got in on the ass-kissing. geez, who do you think paid them off, his mom or his dad?

3. jermaine sellers - another stuck up guy with a weak ass voice. something about this season... it seems like everyone already feels so entitled, like they all think that they absolutely SHOULD be stars and can't imagine why they aren't yet. what every happened to humility? well, i realize that i'm talking about humility on a REALITY tv show, but still. pass.

4. tim urban - hmm... the reject. on one hand i'd kinda like to root for the underdog, but on the other there was a reason why he didn't make it in the first place. i think idol was just trying to cash in on the zac efron factor for one week at least, but i think he looks more like he belongs in the brady bunch... and sings like it too, i mean, if you can't hit the high notes, don't sing a song with the high notes! for goodness sake, you can choose whatever song you want, why highlight your weaknesses? pass.

5. joe munoz - i don't remember this guy at all. oh but i really like the song he picked. and hey, i actually really liked this guy's performance... he gets my first vote of the night! ...and not just because he might be mexican archuleta, haha.

6. tyler grady - this guy bugs me. completely. from the greasy face and hair to the hippie girlie look, i can't stand it. he looks like he just got up on the bar after 3 rounds of drinks and some one dared him to sing some crappy song. pass.

7. lee dewyze - good song. bad voice. haha, oh wait, what is he doing? this is not even the song. y'know, i think the judges this year have brainwashed all the contestants into "changing things up" so that they're all just making their own damn songs now. and they ain't good songs. pass. haha, he goin' cry.

8. john park - okay, as much as that hippie guy bugs me, i think korean drama guy bugs me even more... barf. well, great song though... oh, but crappy singing. geez, fit enough runs in there? c'mon, pick a note and sing it. pass.

9. michael lynche - he's a personal trainer? he's enormous! who'd trust him? haha, also... here's anothe weird theme for this season... contestants going on idol to "provide better lives" for their children, mothers, fathers, old sickly grandmothers... what happened to just "i wannabe be the american idol?" not everything's gotta be so noble. that's why this show is on it's last legs... it's been on too long already. oh, back to this guy... boring, pass.

10. alex lambert - what an unfortunate last name... and an even more unfortunate mullet. wow, he sucks. pass.

ellen doesn't want to eat a ripe banana... hahahaha!

11. casey james - barf. i'm gonna anti-vote for this guy just because of all this crap that they're dumping on this guy. barf. i wasn't even listening to his singing because they're just being idiotic. pass.

12. andrew garcia - this guy i had hope for from the beginning. he's the one contestant that i've heard that actually sounds like i might like to hear him sing a real song on the radio in the present day. but... he picked the crappiest song of the night. i see what he's trying to do, but you can't polish a turd. i mean, when the last lyrics of the night are "cock it and pull it." c'mon. still, i really like this guy and i would vote for him for sure.

so, all in all, here are my picks for the guys:

1. andrew garcia
2. joe munoz
3....

and guess what? i don't care about anyone else! yikes, i really hope things turn around this season, for both the guys and girls... otherwise this is gonna be a painful season....